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AUSTIN CARLILE’S ENDLESS SUPPLY OF SLIPKNOT SHIRTS

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dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

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darrenismydisneyprince:

this is seriously one of the most powerful scenes on glee ever

I don’t even watch Glee but this gifset gives me all the feels.

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lindsaydaniella:

ALL TIME LOW NOTHING PERSONAL - first lines

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bagmilk:

*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

I laughed so hard all air has left my lungs and blew a hole through the wall.

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rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

Ew what the hell is wrong with this person. Not rubbing sheabutter on your entire body everyday of your life 4 times a day to prevent growth spurt stretch marks doesn’t make you lazy. It just means you have better shit to do. Guarantee you if you’re a dude who agrees with that person then you a genuine grade a fuck boy who disrespects his mother daily. Guarantee if you’re a female who agrees with that idiot you probably are 99% unhappy with your life because you’re addicted to the constant 24/7 done up barbie side chick life and you probably spent all your fasfa on a fix-a-flat injected booty, weave down to your asshole, 30$ eyelashes, and monthly lip injections. Physical aging is gonna hit this mf hard and while they’re sitting there with half their face sawed down like lil kim I’ll just be graceful and lovely like angela bassett. Kiss my stretch marked ass.

childrenmilk:

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rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

Ew what the hell is wrong with this person. Not rubbing sheabutter on your entire body everyday of your life 4 times a day to prevent growth spurt stretch marks doesn’t make you lazy. It just means you have better shit to do. Guarantee you if you’re a dude who agrees with that person then you a genuine grade a fuck boy who disrespects his mother daily. Guarantee if you’re a female who agrees with that idiot you probably are 99% unhappy with your life because you’re addicted to the constant 24/7 done up barbie side chick life and you probably spent all your fasfa on a fix-a-flat injected booty, weave down to your asshole, 30$ eyelashes, and monthly lip injections. Physical aging is gonna hit this mf hard and while they’re sitting there with half their face sawed down like lil kim I’ll just be graceful and lovely like angela bassett. Kiss my stretch marked ass.

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